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by eggyannie 10 Sep 2014 ( edited Sep 14'14 21:52 )
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My Doctor has just told me I must avoid all fat things as i am overweight.

I realy did not realise fat quarters had so many calories

Comments (29)
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by Leaha 10 Sep 2014
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Oh my! Fat quarters are the absolute WORST! Fold them correctly and the calories disappear!!!! ;_P LOL
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by muflotex 10 Sep 2014
good to know 8-)
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by muflotex 10 Sep 2014
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Glad he did not tell you, you have a fat quarter as a body part LOL
start the diet sew quilts 8-)
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by eggyannie 10 Sep 2014
I allready know where my fat quarter is
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by dee 10 Sep 2014
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Thanks for the chuckle this morning. I love it
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by crafter2243 10 Sep 2014
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Ahhhhh. Now I know what the problem is. Do Jelly Rolls have the same affect?
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by eggyannie 10 Sep 2014
they are even worse than fat quarters just think how much sweetness is in each strip.and so many of them make your mouth water.
by crafter2243 14 Sep 2014
You are too funny
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by decojo 10 Sep 2014
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Thanks for the laugh!
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by ansienaude 10 Sep 2014
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ha ha ha then i know where my weight problem is comming from and i thought im just a human bumbelbee
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by ansalu 10 Sep 2014
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You know: Calories are small beasties that sit in your wardrobe by night and take in your clothes. Just try and catch them (I'm too heavy too and I don't own a single fat quarter - we buy fabric per yard ;o)
Then you can enjoy all the fat quarters and jelly rolls again :-)
Greetings, Bettina
PS: Still love that saying from Sue
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by sdrise 10 Sep 2014
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HEHE So cute!!!
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by workbecky 10 Sep 2014
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Thanks for the laugh. lol
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by clawton 10 Sep 2014
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Love it!
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by jrob 10 Sep 2014
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LOL!!! So that's what I'm doing wrong!
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by lilylady 10 Sep 2014
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Everything has hidden fat these days! LOL!
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by lilylady 10 Sep 2014
thanks for the laugh today, I needed it!
by lbrow 10 Sep 2014
except my purse/Lillian
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by draco 10 Sep 2014
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That was a good one.
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by grandmamek 10 Sep 2014
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No wonder I never lose weight. Too many fat quarters and jelly rolls!!
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by graceandham 10 Sep 2014
Might be the combination of the two.
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by pennifold 10 Sep 2014
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That was brilliant Annie, loved it. Love Chris
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by lbrow 10 Sep 2014
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Oh now you tell me, so that's where all these extra pounds are coming from. I must walk around the store several times every time I buy one. LOL/ thanks for the laugh Annie/Lillian
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by Leaha 11 Sep 2014
If you walk backwards they are cancelled cause they can't jump into your cart...:-))))))
by lbrow 14 Sep 2014
I like that/Lillian
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by blueeyedblonde 10 Sep 2014
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LOL!
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by shirley124 10 Sep 2014
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Good one. I like that. He He
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by dragonflyer 11 Sep 2014
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Oh man...if fat quarters are fattening...I don't want to even think about jelly rolls, turnovers, and layer cakes....no wonder I can never lose a pound!
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by Leaha 11 Sep 2014
If you fold the fat quarters right the calories disappear, lay the jelly rolls like a wheel, turnovers lean against something the calories run out a tip and layer cakes if not stacked can't collect any calories! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! :-D
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by katydid 11 Sep 2014
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You quilters are nuts, but i love you any way!!! Kay
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by airyfairy 11 Sep 2014
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Thank you for the information!!!!
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by marianb 11 Sep 2014
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Good one thanks for the giggle!
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by spendlove 11 Sep 2014
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I've told you before - a fat quarter is not a body part!
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by gerryb 11 Sep 2014
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:-) Glad to finally know why I can't lose weight! I thought it was the ice cream!
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by asterixsew 11 Sep 2014
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Annie I thought you were loosing weight successfully not putting it back on?
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by shilly 11 Sep 2014
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Should've seen the look on Hubby's face when I repeated Sue's saying about fat quarters, priceless. Since laughter is the greatest medicine, wonder if we could laugh it off????
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by cfidl 13 Sep 2014
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You ladies are too funny! Thanks, I have been on a diet for awhile now. Not losing too much though!
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by pldc 13 Sep 2014
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that explains so much! now I know why I am carrying that extra weight too! Thanks for telling me I knew there was a good explanation for it I just never thought of this one! A very good one too! ~hugs~ LOL
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by hoplessnz 14 Sep 2014
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does this mean that we can shed our skin like a snake and come out thin? LOL I wish