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by dennis999 in Community
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26 March 2013 (UK): After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them, were: His dizzy aunt.................Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes......Gotta Gogh The brother wh
7 26 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he preaches for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, however, he preaches for two and a half hou
9 26 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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A man joke for you ladies: A man walks into a flower shop and says to the lady owner, "I'd like to buy some flowers, please." "Certainly Sir. What do you have in mind?" The man shrugs, "Well, I'm not sure. I uh, I uh, I uh.....
12 25 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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Now here's a twist on the blonde joke: Two Irish guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. Paddy says: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't ha
1 25 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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Here's an embroidery joke for you: A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked the salesperson if it would be possible to have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on the panties and bra. "Yes M
4 25 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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A Polish immigrant went to the authorities to apply for a driver's license. Firstly, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: CZWIXNOSTACZ "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it
5 25 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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I know that I'm risking my neck with this but please don't take offence (No, it's not a blonde joke): What are the three fastest means of communication? 1. Television 2. Telephone and............................wait for it......
6 24 Mar 2013
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by dennis999 in Community
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Although I have been a member here for but a few weeks, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone for making me feel welcome and for enabling me to download a number of wonderful and unique designs. I now realise that I am the one idiot amongst
32 18 Mar 2013